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thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:22:02 -0400

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:21:34 -0400

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

"I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hate myself. Make love to me like you know I am better..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:15:14 -0400

“

I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.

Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
Go slow.
I’m new to this
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop without jumping.
I have realized

that the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.
We are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.

”

- We Were Emergencies, Buddy Wakefield (via wethinkwedream)

vvierd: IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:11:39 -0400

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

charlamagnethagod: The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:11:17 -0400

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

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territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:55:45 -0400

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

pleatedjeans: @longwall26

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:47:36 -0400

pleatedjeans:

@longwall26

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iradicate: queued xx

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:27 -0400

iradicate:

queued xx

artandenlightenment: always

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:03 -0400

artandenlightenment:

always

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claralukaslak: [4th grader at a friends house voice] lets make up a dance

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:31:44 -0400

claralukaslak:

[4th grader at a friends house voice] lets make up a dance

nahshaw: I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:44 -0400

nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

collegehumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:33 -0400

collegehumor:

The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.

sorbetshawty: Artist Builds Detailed Miniature Interiors Inside...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:29:44 -0400

sorbetshawty:

Artist Builds Detailed Miniature Interiors Inside Old TVs

"We lit our cigarettes off of each other’s. We were never meant to be, no. We had sex, but I could..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:12 -0400

“

We lit our cigarettes off of each other’s. We were never meant to be, no. We had sex, but I could never let her touch me. She couldn’t have extracted my soul from all the places it was hiding. That’s okay. We were what we were, when we needed it.

She was out on my balcony, late one night. I was in the kitchen, when I sensed a change in energy. I walked out onto the balcony to find her sitting with a cigarette in her fingers, trembling with tears streaming down her cheeks.

I sat down in front of her, and said gently, “Come here, sweetheart.” She slid into my lap, and sobbed into my shoulder. I remember the exact feeling of her back beneath my fingertips, as I ran my fingers up and down her spine. My god, I held her, and for the first time in so long, I felt something in my heart that resembled softness. It was a heartbreaking, heartmaking feeling.

She melted my permafrost in that moment. I cared. Suddenly, I could feel tenderness again. That was a frozen ocean melting and surging to meet her. I owe my change in seasons to her. My summer finally returned.

”

- C; How Do You Take Your Coffee? (via perfect)